A letter of complaint

[purapea]

Dear University Laundry Center,

Thanks ever so much for doing such a good job on my washing today. I mean, that first time when you didn't even get all of my clothes wet and the tablets were still whole and everything was so funny! And to think! I thought I'd be able to use that money I've been saving for a while to actually get some washing done! Silly me.

Then when you did it that second time too, even when I took all the dry clothes out and left the damp ones so you wouldn't be so overloaded (heaven forbid that I overload an industrial size washing machine) and made me waste yet another £2 in making my clothes soaking wet with whole tablets in the drum was brilliant! I didn't see that one coming!

And the dryer. Oh the dryer. It was so nice of you to fail in your task in life and leave all of my clothes dripping wet. Unfortunately I had run out of money by that point, so I didn't get to play dryer roulette like I did with the washers, but your time will come, don't worry!

But thanks guys! Really! My room is so cold because every space is filled with wet drying clothes, that will never be dry in time for me to actually wear them sometime this week. Its really appreciated! I didn't need that £5 anyway.

Yours Disgruntledly,
Pura

Comments

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

FAIL DRYER!

>_< I hate when the dryer does not perform its duty of making my clothes dry.

[otilu.livejournal.com]

Have you looked into non-university-owned laundrettes in your area? That's what we did last year.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT.

AND THE WASHER. DID. NOT. WASH. THE. CLOTHES.

How is this so difficult. this is what you were MADE for. This is your lifes purpose. I don't want a washer having an identity crisis when I'm trying to do my laundry thanks :C

[purapea.livejournal.com]

I think the nearest one is in Newport, and thats a half an hour bus ride away and thats far with a basket of dirty clothes :c

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

Maybe the washer is trying to become the dryer and vise versa @__@

CONSPIRACY! ALL THE MACHINES IN THE WORLD ARE SWITCHING PLACES! SOON WE WILL BE BAKING COOKIES IN THE FRIDGE AND STORING OUR COLD PRODUCTS IN THE OVEN/MICROWAVE

[purapea.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THE HUMANITY

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

ONLY THE WORSE PART IS....THEY ARE FAILING AT SWITCHING SO YOUR WASHER ISN'T REALLY DRYING AND YOUR DRYER ISN'T REALLY WATCHING!

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

*washing...

[purapea.livejournal.com]

SOON WE WONT KNOW WHAT DOES WHAT AND THE WORLD WILL BE FORCED INTO DARKNESS BECAUSE THE LIGHTS WILL GET CONFUSED AND WISH THEY HAD BEEN BORN AS THOSE MUSICAL BIRTHDAY CARDS AND NOBODY WILL KNOW WHAT DOES WHAT

IT WILL BE THE MIDDLE AGES ALL OVER AGAIN

[bouncy-erbear.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

We are SCREWED.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

;____; HOLD ME

[meevees.livejournal.com]

THE DRYER AT MY SCHOOL NEVER COMPLETELY DRIES MY CLOTHES IT IS ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE D|

But yeah doing laundry at school is just an overall bad experience :|. I especially hate when other people leave their finished clothes sitting in the machine for hours LIKE HELLO, I NEED TO USE THAT TOO KTHNX.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

I usually just take them out 8|;

BUT OH GOD WASHING IS SO TRAUMATIC.

[meevees.livejournal.com]

I do too, but it's still annoying :|.