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Dear University Laundry Center,

Thanks ever so much for doing such a good job on my washing today. I mean, that first time when you didn't even get all of my clothes wet and the tablets were still whole and everything was so funny! And to think! I thought I'd be able to use that money I've been saving for a while to actually get some washing done! Silly me.

Then when you did it that second time too, even when I took all the dry clothes out and left the damp ones so you wouldn't be so overloaded (heaven forbid that I overload an industrial size washing machine) and made me waste yet another £2 in making my clothes soaking wet with whole tablets in the drum was brilliant! I didn't see that one coming!

And the dryer. Oh the dryer. It was so nice of you to fail in your task in life and leave all of my clothes dripping wet. Unfortunately I had run out of money by that point, so I didn't get to play dryer roulette like I did with the washers, but your time will come, don't worry!

But thanks guys! Really! My room is so cold because every space is filled with wet drying clothes, that will never be dry in time for me to actually wear them sometime this week. Its really appreciated! I didn't need that £5 anyway.

Yours Disgruntledly,
Pura