my parents are dorks

[purapea]

So I love my parents.

They sent me a Valentine's card and I picked it up today. The mail staff was all I HAD TO WRAP THIS ENVELOPE IN CLING FILM BECAUSE IT WAS LEAKING and I was all o_O what?

So I received an envelope wrapped in cling film. When I got home, I unwrapped and opened it, and not only was the card covered in a fine powder, sending a white smoky cloud into the air when I opened it, but there was what were obviously the remains of love heart candies in pieces in the envelope. The British Mail system was too much for them, but they are still in big enough chunks for me to eat, so I'm happy C:

Going to the comedy club tonight, hopefully it'll be as funny as it was last month, but it depends on who's performing. It should be a good night!

As a side note, still waiting for some comics to come in the post >:C damn you ebay sellers and your lengthy time for sending shit out. I want my comics! (Squeaky you've turned me into a monster)

Comments

[rejects.livejournal.com]

WHAT. Omnom I want candy hearts. But omg that would never fly here, it'd be all like ARGLE BWARGLE ANTHRAAAAAAAAX.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Well it did kind of smell like candy. SO.

[peypea.livejournal.com]

I WAAAAAAAANT love hearts. :(
Oooh, comedy club, I hope you have fun :D

[purapea.livejournal.com]

IT WAS OKAY. NOt as good as last month :(

[meevees.livejournal.com]

Haha ngl, at first I thought you were insinuating that your parents sent you anthrax lmao, but candy hearts are even better :DDD

And I hate waiting for packages :(

[purapea.livejournal.com]

mmm. tasty anthrax.

oh god me too. I JUST WANT MY COMIX :CCCC

[meevees.livejournal.com]

delicious and nutritious ;3

Argghh totally know the feeling. I can't wait til they like invent a way to instantly teleport anything you buy online right to you. I'm a fan of instant gratification.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. I want my stuff now! It would also help stop, you know. INTERNET FRAUD. Lmao.

[meevees.livejournal.com]

Ugh yeah I lost 25 bucks buying a KH wallscroll that turned out to be a scam this summer :[. Not that much money really, but still sucks anyway.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

..Are you kidding me? THATS LIKE.. FOOD FOR TWO WEEKS FOR ME D:

that sucks cock man. :C

[meevees.livejournal.com]

Yeah it was complete and total balls :| and the person deleted their ebay account so there wasn't anything I could even do about it really.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

what a faggot. :|