movies not to see before you die.

[purapea]

So last night I watched Dragonball: Evolution on the internet.

Dear god, I wanted to cry because of how bad it was. Holy shit. I actually felt physically sick for a while. It was worse than Twilight. Worse. Than. Twilight. I'm so glad I didn't pay money to see that like my friend wanted when it comes out over here.

The acting was terrible, the plot/storyline was weak, the script was terrible, they left a lot of stuff out that I was not pleased about and changed a lot of stuff, but I know that comes with adaptions, the special effects were weird, white washing of characters = no, the character development was terrible and Piccolo - the main villain - shows up for all of 5 minutes. Seriously, nothing happens for a whole hour, and I was actually tagging whilst I was watching it. Piccolo was the only thing I actually liked about the movie, because Spike!Piccolo is endless amounts of luls.

I knew it was going to be bad but I was not prepared for just how fucking bad it was. I want my 70 minutes back. It wasn't even LULSY. Just terrible

innerve! Why didn't I heed your warning? Why?!

*cries forever over her first fandom*

Comments

[innerve.livejournal.com]

WHY DIDN'T YOU HEED MY WARNING? AAAUUUGH. I feel bad for your brain!

Truthfully, I think everyone that was even remotely a DB/DBZ fans needs to see it, instinctively, as a sort of right-of-passage. ... A passage of pain.

;;

[purapea.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE THIS BAD. BUT I WAS OBVIOUSLY MISTAKEN. AUGH.

but dear god my brain needs bleaching. The fact that I preferred DB to DBZ, and the movie was meant to be DB hurts my fangirl so hard. Because it was just so bad. ;__;

Oh god, that right-of-passage thing would be enough to put people off of the fandom. Seriously. I AM SO GLAD ITS OVER. HOLD ME, REICHI.



Man. I am so scared of like!.. movie!Goku rp.. accounts.. appearing.

cries

[rangerinblack.livejournal.com]

Haha I cant wait to see it. I know its going to be horrible, but it is just something I must see!

[purapea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, everyone should see it. Because it is sort of mockable, but it seriously is painful to watch ;__;

[peypea.livejournal.com]

Are you surprised, really?
You could tell from the posters that it was going to be an abomination!
I am sorry it was bad though :( I remember how much you liked Dragonball...

[purapea.livejournal.com]

Well I knew it was going to be utter crap, but I seriously thought it might have been at least entertaining, you know? BUT IT WASN'T. IT WAS SICKENING.

Yeah, its just not nice to see something you used to like get completely and utterly ruined :(

[peypea.livejournal.com]

o___o it wasn't even funny bad?


FAIL.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

NO. IT WAS JUST.

BAD IN EVERY WAY

[consumeraddict.livejournal.com]

Not...even...lulzy?
Dear god. What is this world coming to? You poor bastard.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

I THINK THIS IS A MORE PRESSING MATTER THAN THE ECONOMIC CRISIS.

[consumeraddict.livejournal.com]

This is a more pressing matter than anything.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

anything ever in the history of the earth.

I think I will listen to your icon

[consumeraddict.livejournal.com]

No, no, that's just silly. Don't be silly, Pura.


The universe.

listening to my icons will get you very far in life.

[purapea.livejournal.com]

damn fucking straight

I'm not sure how to listen to that, though. But it follows mine well.

[consumeraddict.livejournal.com]

nuff said

[hammster.livejournal.com]

man I was really counting on it being lulzy :(

[purapea.livejournal.com]

I guess its lulzy... in places. I mean, Spike!Piccolo is epic luls, but he's barely in it 8|a

[natsu-kashii.livejournal.com]

-pat pat- there, there, there.

there's always going to be a bad egg somewhere.

[worse that twilight? BLASPHEMY!]

[purapea.livejournal.com]

IT WAS SO MUCH WORSE THAN TWILIGHT. SO MUCH WORSE

[otilu.livejournal.com]

*k-kind of wants to see it now

My parents are watching the Bond film. It's still as shit as it was in the cinema. B|